Saturday, September 19, 2009

Random YouTube Reviews

LET'S kick off with Carlo Cannon disrespects the EPW Tag Team Championship Belt. Carlo's a talented dude but who knew he had such a flair for comedy? Combine this with Mikey Jay's camerawork and some impressive cameos by the likes of Julian James and you have heat-seeking gold.
FROM here, we jump to an intense video response from Davis Storm, one of the opponents challenging for Carlo & Slex's EPW tag team belts. This sorta off-the-cuff, semi-shoot interview is what's sadly missing from the overly scripted WWE of 2009. Makes me almost wanna see this match.......except it's already been held and Storm and Jimmy Payne got their arses handed to them. Never mind, fellas.

Time for a preview for Perth-based EPW Presents BREAKING POINT, held in August 2009. I love EPW action - hard-hitting and, damn! Hard-hitting. :D

MANIAC Wayne Mattei is a monster.

Adam Gambino on a road trip? I hope he brought plenty of snacks to sustain him for the long drive. One question: how did he fit in the car?

AS MUCH as I question the way the Australian Wrestling Federation is run, you can't deny they've featured some great action over the past 10 years. A Decade Of AWF DVD Trailer features some great talent like Cima, Raven, Mad Man Pondo, Sabu and others. If someone wants to burn me a copy of that DVD, feel free to do so. I sure as shit ain't paying for it.

I HATE poetry with a passion, but this 2005 "Ode to Lobo" by Mr Mark Williamson is pretty sweet.
SPEAKING of Mr Williamson, drunk or sober he's one of the top three most entertaining promos in Australia today. This promo is delivered drunk, but he still manages to deliver a few shoot punches to the bruised kidneys of Melbourne wrestling. This interview is frickin' awesome.

LET'S finish with one of the best Aussie wrestling angles/feuds of recent years: the "Mad Bastard" Krackerjak against Australian Idol judge and radio disc jockey Ian "Dicko" Dickson. Dicko insults rasslin' and Krackers vows revenge at WrestleRock 14. This clip shows why Krackerjak is THE best promo guy in Aussie wrestling today. I will return to Mr Krackers in my next YouTube review.

Friday, September 04, 2009

Stream-of-consciousness YouTube Review #1

WHERE to start? Where to start? How about we kick off this rasslin' orgy of fun-ness with the disturbingly homoerotic Blackjack Mulligan & Joe Savoldi are against suicide? Watch this 1986 public service ad and tell me it doesn't look like BJ is giving "Jumping" Joe a good reason to jump? :O

From there we skip to a 1986 instalment of Jake Roberts' The Snake Pit in the WWF where the vicious one - recently turned babyface - interviews Blackjack Mulligan and they talk about.......WWF ice-cream bars?!? It's a rare moment when someone can one-up Jake on an interview, but good ol' BJ does it here. This may be one of the more surreal moments in Jake's ultra-surreal life.
So we're off and running on a Jake "The Snake" Roberts theme. Let's see him at the height of his creative genius: talking to those PWI geeks on an episode of Georgia Championship Wrestling in the early 80s. At this point, Jake was a member of "Precious" Paul Ellering's Legion Of Doom, along with the Road Warriors and King Kong Bundy, I believe. Jake was so awesome before he fucked himself up on drugs. No-one exuded such pure slimy evil as "The Snake". Yet, at the same time, this interview comes across as refreshingly honest and open. Jake is a businessman - a nasty businessman who likes hurting Ronnie Garvin in the ring, but there's nothing personal. It's all about the money, baby.

Now we leap forward to the notorious Legends Of Wrestling PPV from 1999 and we can see how far Jake had fallen. First up, there's this erm...interesting interview where an extremely intoxicated and/or high Roberts tries to insult his opponent Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. Not a lot makes sense here except:
"You don't want to play cards with me because I cheat. Okay? I cheat. You wanna play 21? I've got 22. You want to play blackjack? I've got two of those, too!"

Let's stick with the PPV. OK, I'm two beers in and getting both tipsy and surly. Not unlike Jake...although by this stage in the night he'd had about 22 more beers than me. While Jim waits in the ring for his opponent, Jake staggers to ringside for the PPV's main event. He takes forever to get there, deposits his pet python in the corner, then heads back up the ramp. While the commentators try to cover this embarrassment, Jake re-emerges at ringside minus his T-shirt. It's not a pretty sight. Y'know, once, Jake Roberts wore some pretty cool ring tights. Twenty years and 50kg down the road, he's reduced to wearing tracksuit pants. Mmmmm, not a good look. So.....Jake spots a female fan at ringside and decides it's a good idea to stagger over, grab her hands and rub them against his nipples. This is getting revolting. Can I endure the match itself? Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo.......I'm tapping out to this debacle and calling it quits for the night. Bye Jake.

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Now...THIS is moddafockin' wresslin'!!!

Oh my wordy lord yes! Go Sheiky, baby!